sorry for inactivity..

i'm sorry i'm sorry...i'm sort of totally messed up now in my college assignments and stuffs.. they called me and threatened something about not sending me to sencond year or something...so i'm sort of pissed off, scared n lot of mixed emotins are coming out right now.. anyway nothing much happend after my last last posting.. except for the night hault at nari's place yesterday.. that was one fucking hell of fun... i'll post about that as soon as possible.. till then i'm signing off... thank you.. your bordem without my blog is highly regreted.. ;-)

:-?.. shall i call it a fine day..

Actually the day did not start in a fine day as u may expect..last ni8 i slept at 3..dont ask what was i doing..definitely not something useful. this is usual time for me to go to bed.. so i did and i normally wake up at 11 or 12...during this holidays i forgot that something called 6am exists..( and even 7am, 8am and 9am in that case.)..so today i woke up at..6am..obviously, i did not wake up..my dad woke me up..my dad n mom were dressed up and ready to leave somewhere..when i asked whats goin on, he told he's going to grandpa's house (an hour's drive from my home)...he told me to come there when ever i wake up..but he needed me to be there b4 12noon.. i dug my face back into the pillow and off to my dreamland again.. i dont remember when i woke up..but i did nonetheless. i thot of making myself something for breakfast. but when i enterd the kitchen, the thought jst sliped out of my..i donno y. in an hour i was ready and i was on my way.. ( i had bread and jam bythe way..).. u know what, i donno for some reason i feel romantic when i walk through that 18th street..one of the most beautiful boulevard..wow..anyway, my grandpa's home is not alike..how do i tell you what i go through when im at my garndpa's house.. one of my aunt stays in the neighbourhood.. actually they share a common fencing.. she has 2 kids..they keep getting behind my god damn a** all the time.. i'm not supposed to go outside without someone's permission.. i'm totally forbidden from watching channels like VH1, ss music n sort..(dont ask y..u'd puke if i tell u)..anyway, back to the day's story, i was supposed to go back home that evening with my mom.. there was no way i cud stay there till evening..i had to leave..so i had lunch and i slipped out.. AT LAST..back on the romantic boulevard and off to railway station..this is where my day actually began..now i HAVE to mention this.. i was standing on the bridge connecting the two platforms..a couple were standing at the other end of the bridge.. at was looking at them from the corner of my eyes..damn it..they stated kissing each other..in broad daylight and in public..i was hoping a cop wod pop in from somewhere.. as hemant calls it naai kaadhal naai kaadhal..leaving that aside, where did i go??? straight to hemath's place..i had already called him and told i'll be coming.. planned to go to BCL.. i reached his place and i was about to enter his house, when i heard dinesh calling me.. we was stading on the road with a book 'Steven Gerrard: Autobiography'.. i remember hemant telling me that he issued the book for dinesh.. we were waiting for him for few minutes and he came down.. damn..he was all dressed up like a...like a..whatever..he had a bag on his back.. thaaaats when it hit me.. he joined NIIT classes..he had his classes starting today at 5.. it was 2.30 or 3 i guess when we took a bus.. now chk this out..i never go behind girls..as a figure of speech and literally, i never do.. but hemant does and he took me along with him and believe me, i feel lucky that i'm alive and typing this post. i'll come to that in a moment.. we took bus as i told and we got place to sit. we were talking some crap when a gal came inside.. she was standing right besides where i was sitting..i was facing hemant so i could not see her.. hemant pointed her out to me.. i turned and gave her a glance. she was sort of cute..as we went on, bus got more and more crowded and we could not see her.. eventually i forgot abt her.. now when we were about to get down, we saw her standing near the doors.. hemant said.. dai, andha cutie pie innum irukka da. inga dhaan yaranga poora nu nanaikireen.. to told probably she'll come to BCL only.. luckyly for him, she got down with us and she started walking on the pavement.. hemant wanted to follow her and was urging me to keep up.. at a point i bent down to tie my lace..he was furious..seekirum da seekirum da.. we were on our hot persuite when the signal turned to red and the vehicles started to slow down.. she suddenly crossed the road and went to the other side of the road near the road divider.. all the vehicles were rushing past her.. i was like, no way i'm gonna walk that side..hemant moron cought my hands and before i cud think anything, i found myself walking few yards behind cutie pie and hemant few steps behind me.. ( take a look at the image)..i was trying my best to stay as close the the divider as possible cos i did not want to be runover by a truck or somethng.. all autos, bikes were zooming past us within an inch's gap..my heart was pummmping..i turned to take a look at hemant..hahahaha.. he was still be behind me.. his face was damnnn funny.. he had that crying look on his face, still managing a smile..."dai, sathhyama yedhaavadhu idikka poodhu da..bayamma irukku da...aiiyoyoyoyo"...hahahahah..i cud not make up my mind if i shud laf or cry with him..cos he was right and i was as close to death as he was..i increased my speed..i wanted to reach the zeebra crossing up ahead as soon as possible..i was relived when i got there alive.. when i turned to look for hemant he was gone. he was not there.. then i saw him.. he already crossed the road and was standing on the pavement.. i crossed the road and got to him.. that cuite pie ( grrrr...) still in front of us..hemant was sooooo happy when she went inside BCL.. he was asking me.. "dai, ava kitta pooi peesidava???..hi sollidren da.."..I said do what ever u want..we went inside and hemant was all excited.. we took some books and we sat down.. we were watching her all the time.. but after some time, she left the place.. hemant was like "yenga da ava..yenga da ava..".. i told the birdie has flown away..it was 4.30 i think when hemant left BCL.. he had his first NIIT class, which in no way he was gonna miss.. i was supposed to wait for him in BCL till 7.. his class was from 5 to 7.. but he messaged me at 6 itself saying his classes were over and he was coming back.. he came back by 6.20 or so..then we wanted to check my blog..and after some time..we were on our way back.. we came to perambur..form there..he went to his oodu (as he says)..i came to my oodu

Here we go again..

this was, i'd say a rather unexpected thing..Nari called me and told he wanted to buy some shirts cos his college was reopening next day. So he wanted me to come along.. so next day i called him up and went to villivakam station to meet him. now read this aloud --AS USUAL--he came late. 30 mins late. Told he lost his wallet or something..we took ticket to central. When we boarded train he asked what was lokesh doing. I said I donno, probably he’ll be at home only.. so when we called him he was at home only.. he told he’ll come with kaka..since all 4 of us are coming, y to miss out hemant..i was low on balance and nari did not have phone..so I messaged hemant saying "fuck your classes.. come to spencer.. me kaka lok and nari r comin"..he agreed..when we reached central nari suggested that rather than waiting here in central we cud go to spencer itself..Lokesh n kaka can come there directly since they were comng in bike..so we went to spencer n roamin around. went into some shops but he did not like any shirts..he said it looks like uncle shirts..n ya he was right..so we thot, lets go to citicenter and call these fellows there..we were inside spencer when nari showed me a gal..his college mate..he started saying "ava samma cute da.. superaa irukka da..naan college la avala sight adippeen da"..this that..1st time i did not c her properly..next time i came across her, what the hell, she was jst like any other ookook lookin gal.id give her 5/10..(this mark might get some people pissed off, for THEM i'd give--7/10...) then we came out of spencer and went straight to bus stand.. neither of us knew what bus to take.. This is when an absooluuute miracle happened.. we were standing in the bus stand. Nari was about to ask a guy standing nearby. when he opened his mouth to ask "cit...." that guy pointed towards a standing bus and said "adhu citicenter ku poogum"(that'll go to citicenter).. we did not have time to think.. we ran and got into the bus.. both of us were startstruck.. how the hell did he know that we wanted to go to citicenter.. nari was saying "probably god sent him"( what the fuck)..we arrived at citicenter. we got in and spent some time walking here and there, lookin at nice chicks.. then we entered pepe, nothing was good, pantaloon, nothin good either..parx, mmmhm.. then we thot we'll go to hi-style in anna nagar ( lokesh wod screw us).. we thot we'll wa8ing 4 lokesh and kaka. we were standing in 1st floor, overlookin the main enterance.. i told nari "dai, ippo citicenter ku contrast aa kaka ulla vara pooraan paaru da"..it was a matter of few minutes when both of them entered. kaka and lokesh. oh my goooshhhh...this was kaka's constume red and white pattapatti tshirt, daaaark green cargos..damn hell..nari and me started lafing.. kaka and nari were teasing each other..lokesh and kaka came in bike, so they'd come to anna nagar in bike itslef.. me and nari did not have a vehicle.. his '2 wheel thing' was parked in villivakam station. so we took 27D and came to villivakam. from there we went in his thing to hi style..trust me, he did not buy anything there also.. we were inside hi-style when lokesh, kaka and hemant entered..donno where hemant joined in.. we created a hell of a mess there.. next stop was Lee..our walk to the Lee was damn funny. we had to cross a road. signal was about to go green in few seconds. so the road was sort of empty. u can imagine ri8.. kaka, lokesh and nari were walking together. lokesh and kaka crossed the road properly. nari did not know which side to go, hehe.. he was practically running all over the road..damnnnnn funny.. hemant was pissed off " kaalai la irunndhu suthikitu irrukaan, orru dress kuuda vaangala, saavu graaki" and even me.. so we did not go inside the shop. me and hemant were wa8ing outside when this trio went inside.. aaaaand..he did not buy anything there either.. lokesh and nari came out lafing.. we asked what happed... lokesh told kaka was dancing inside the shop for ketchup song...hahahahahahahaha...hemant asked "enna da, kadaila irunndhu kaluthha pidichi thalli vittangalaa??"...we started walking from there.. Lokesh actually had his bike parked somewhere else.. so he and kaka went to get his bike. me, nari and hemant went to the place where nari's vehicle was parked. we were standing there for few minutes waiting for lokesh and kaka, but they did not show up.. Nari suddenly said " dai, nethu oru kadaila oru shirt paatheen da.. ippo adhu dhaan vaanga pooreen.. decide pannitane da".. he did not bring his wallet so all his money was in my wallet.. b4 leaving he took my wallet with all the money and sliped away.. now me and hemant were standing all alone in the road.. no sign of kaka and lokesh.. he was talking about his crush nall and suddenly he told " dai, enna nanachiktu irukka ava..irru da call pannidreen. avanga amma yeduthha kooda, nalla kedutuveen..unga ponnu ku manasayy illaya..yevlo sincereaa love panreen, ava purinjikavee maatingiraa.." then he called her and started his melodrama..i even recorded what he was speaking. i dont mind putting it here for every1, but probably he'd smash me.. then he called one of his friend Dinesh to come pick him up.. we called lokesh and asked where the hell he was..and guess what, they were on their way home.. some time later dinesh came along with satish.. we were standing in front of hi-style, when i spoted nari somewhere crossing us.. i waved to him..he had bot some shirts and the most frustration part is, the shirts that he bot was the same sort of shirts that we saw all day long in spencer, citicenter, hi-style.. and after a little 'hi how u' btwn nari, dinesh n satish, me n nari were on our way to vilivakam and hemant n his friends on their apache..he dropped me in station and i made it to my home..safe and sound..

another chillout..

i did not really wanted to make this entry. but hemanth and Nari insisted that i write abt all the hangouts, cos later when we grow old and have kids nall we can use this blog ( read dEviL's blog) as our gang diary or somethin.. so here it is.. the primary reason being that nothin worth mentioning happend.. so for the ease of typing, let me put it in points..

21st june (im not sure)

>Lokesh called me n told that we r going out the next day.. morning itself we'll leave..
>that night me, arvind and hemant were in confrence..hemant planned to bunk the coll next day so he cud freak out with us. he told he'll leave his house by 6.30 ro 7 as if going to collg, but he'll w8 for us in station.. he asked me to come to station by 7 ro 7.30.

22nd june (not sure abt this either)

>next day i went to carrige station at 8. then Lokesh n kaka came by 10.30 or something..then this nari kutti showd up.. but the best part here is that hemant was wa8ing in the station for 4 hours..and me 2nhalf hrs..
>as usuall, we did not have any plans.. lokesh as usual asked yenga da poolaam?(wher do we go?)..bla bla bla bla..citicenter..
> only me and nari were happy about going to citicenter..( u know 4 wat :-P )..
>after some time we left citicenter and went to some biriyani shop for lunch..nari did not eat anything. guess why.. he was learning some psychic stuffs n eating non veg reduces his powers..( this, or he gave some explination that my brain interpreted this way..what ever..)
> then we went to beach..lokesh called up his ex and hemant was kalasifying her.. kaka and nari practically got into fight ( not the dishum dishum fight u c in movies).. pouring water on each other..
> while walking out of beach we saw that thing..i donno what its called..that plastic robot lit with LEDs and u put a headphone and it tells your future..( can things get more dumb??)..i did not do it cos it spoke in an old fasioned tamil that i dont understand..( It sounded more like an all india radio weather report)
> then we went to a kili josiyam guy.. probably this was the best thing that happened that day..so lemme elaburate.. 1st guy..lokesh..kili guy asked his name.. he had 2 cages attatched.. one had the parrot and there was a quater whiskey bottle in the other..he opened the cage having the bottle.. hemanth quiped "anna, quater a theranndhu vitta yeppadi na josiyam sollum?"( *uck the translation)..the killi gave some card having some god..that guy saw that and started talking like some sage in a tamil that i did not seem to understand much..2nd guy..nari.. same thing..killi came out and picked out a card.. it had murrugar( dont mind these spelling)..hemant:" daiiii..nariii.ne rendu pondaati kaaran daa"..(heyy..nari..u'll have 2 wives)..same thing here..that guy spoke something..i remember him telling nari that "unga veetuku vara mudhal ponnu....." somethin something..nari was so happy abt it...then, 3rd, kaka...he got krishna...hemant was damn funny here.."krishna enna alagu, unakku poi krishna vandhu irukkaaru.."( krishna is so good lookin, how come u got him)..then the cool guy hemant..i think he got ayyappa..he said " ayyoyoo..bachelor da".. then again some bla bla bla bla..then b4 hemant got up he asked "anna, naan manasukku pidichha ponna kattipeena ?"( will i marry the girl i like)..hahahahahahahah all of us started lafing..that guy, chumma for formality told "ah, kattipe kattipe"( ya sure.)..
>then we made our way to BCL..they gave a visitors pass when we entered. kaka tok the pass and went straight to exit..hahaha..even the security started lafing at him.then..anga konjam neeram timepass..kaka was stealing tissue papers from toilet.. lolz..hemant once told kaka " dai, unna thuni ooda koluthiduveen da.. yerinji poona ponathha thirumba koluthuna mudhal aal naanaa dhaan iruppen. nee yeedhaavadu katchi la seendhu thee kulikireen nu sonna, ellarum solluvaanga..ne already thee kulicita paa, ne veetuku poo"( i'll burn u with with your cloths..i'll b da 1st person to burn an already burnt corpse.. if u join a political party and say i'm gonna burn myself alive, every1'll say, ur already burnt, go home)..
>then we took an auto to central.then bak to home.. kahaani khatham..

ouija board

Hi ppl. hows it goin. i'v been sick for a couple of days, so no outings, no hangin arounds for a few days..so nothing much happened..so i thot let me take u ppl back in time..ahhhh...timeeee….time when i had a fountain of wine in my porch, when butterflies used to whirl in circles, when i used to go to sleep counting stars over my head, when beautiful girls used to kiss my cheeks and when i used to wake up to find.....my stupid room mate's underpants hanging in front of my bed..yup yup...u got it ri8..these were my days in hostel.. i cud go on posting things abt my life in hostel..cos it was sooooo much fun..every day was special and amazing..

ok...so lemme tell u abt this day when we thot of trying that..what is it called??? ouija board or some crap.. In hostel, we guys had dinner slot of 7pm to 8pm..and gals go after that..this way, the hostel warden used to make sure that the guys and gals did not meet each other.. so mostly we guys will be in our rooms by 8pm..So how did it all began?? thank me.. me, ashish(classmate, roommate), subodh (next room), karun(senior), kzhitiz(senior), and some junior fellows(prashant, chootu) were sitting in TV room and gossiping..thats when i started this topic of ghost spirits n crap..and we went on talking abt it till 11..then kzhtiz asked if i can make an ouija board..i thot for a second feeling like Robert Lagdon for some reason and then i agreed..he asked what nall do we need..i said ouija board, then probably some candles(to give a little spooky feel to the room) then..i thot some more and i said we need a coin..as soon as i finished my list, every one rushed out..all my seniors, juniors everyone..as if some sort of 'US-army-operation-red-dawn-go!go!go!!'...after some time everyone returned with their share of contribution.. candles, check..ouija board, check (some one made it)...coin, check.. ok..now the fun part begins. we turned off the lights, placed the board in the middle of the bed..and lit the candles.. the room was filled only by the candle light..giving it a very scary spooky look..the small kids started their much expected dialouge "bhaiya, neendh aarai hai..mei jaa raha hoo..aap loog kheeliye"( i'm feeling sleepy..im leaving..u ppl play this game)..all the small kids slipped out of the room..i thought these people were really gonno do it.so i was ready for it..even karun was with us until lights went off..hahaha..he actually ran to his room when we turned off the lights..(funny guy, very fat fellow, but looks cool)..then after sometime he came back saying "machaaa..friend solren keelu..velyaatu villangama mudiyum..machaa..pls pannadhiinga da.."(dude, listen to me, you'll end up in lot of trouble, pls..don't do it guys)..kzhitiz got pissed off..he told.."bloody you dont have balls, jst shut the fk up and get lost"...alright, now the stage was set and there were only four brave warriors in the game..me, ashish, subodh and kzhitz..this is when things started turning incredbly funny.. someone asked, whats next (as if im the ouija expert). I said " coin pay sab ungli rakkho aur kisi marey huay ko yaadh karo..agar sab kutch sahi hua, tho coin idhar udhar guumney lagayga"(we need to place our fingers on the coin and summon the spirit of anyone dead..if everythng goes right,the coin should start moving..).. but first we wanted to decide whom shall we call.. Abraham Lincoln, Einstine, Gandhiji, etc were some of the suggestions..u wont believe, ashish even said Jyothika..subodh kicked him saying “ Bhosadikay, jyothika zindha cho”( moron, jyothika is alive)..i don’t really remember who was our finalist but we had a final name…now this is cool..it was time to place our fingers on the board…and guess what..no one actually had the guts to do it..hahahahaha..it was damn funny..we were telling each other..” thu rakh..pehle thu rakh”(u keep..no u keep)…then after a while gazing into eachother’s faces for a while kzhitiz finally told “ chal saalay..koi karney waala nahi hai..chal baaki loogo ko darathey hai”( fine, no one’s going to do this.. lets scare the others).. so this was plan B.. scaring the others..

this is how we decided to make it work. We’ll all scream and lie down as if something happened and we’r all dead. They’ll come c what happened..so we did the same but to our surprise no one came to chk on us.. we thot they must have gone to sleep or something..lets get into their rooms and c..but lets not take any chances..so we did is..walk into the room like we r possessed ( u know..no eye blinks, no hand movement..the way u c ghosts walking in horror movies)..and when we entered the room..daaaaamn.. I would have laughed my guts out but I don’t know how I controlled my laughter..guess what was happening.. karun and prashant were sitting together in one bed, holding eachother tightly with a bible in their hand..hahaahaha..parshant was saying to karun “anna, avangalukku ennamo aaidchi anna”( I think something happed to them)..for that this was karun’s reply “ nammba kitta bible irukku da..yaarum onnu panna mudiyaadhu da..ne dhairiyama irru da”( we have the bible..no onecan do anything to us..don’t be afraid)..but he was shaking himself..i thot we were supposed to back off, but this kzhitiz went and snatched the bible out his hands..subodh went and turned off the lights..i was like, what the fuck…kzhitz started shaking their bed violently..subodh started howling like a wolf ( donno what he was thinking..he sounded less scary and more like a jackass).. when all this was happening, karun and prashant stared screaming ( read crying)… that’s it man..i cud;nt control..i fell on the floor and started lafing like hell.. someone turned on the lights.. karun’s face was pale..started scolding us with all the bad words on earth..dammmmnn… we scared the shit out of them..