Hi ppl. hows it goin. i'v been sick for a couple of days, so no outings, no hangin arounds for a few days..so nothing much happened..so i thot let me take u ppl back in time..ahhhh...timeeee….time when i had a fountain of wine in my porch, when butterflies used to whirl in circles, when i used to go to sleep counting stars over my head, when beautiful girls used to kiss my cheeks and when i used to wake up to find.....my stupid room mate's underpants hanging in front of my bed..yup yup...u got it ri8..these were my days in hostel.. i cud go on posting things abt my life in hostel..cos it was sooooo much fun..every day was special and amazing..
ok...so lemme tell u abt this day when we thot of trying that..what is it called??? ouija board or some crap.. In hostel, we guys had dinner slot of 7pm to 8pm..and gals go after that..this way, the hostel warden used to make sure that the guys and gals did not meet each other.. so mostly we guys will be in our rooms by 8pm..So how did it all began?? thank me.. me, ashish(classmate, roommate), subodh (next room), karun(senior), kzhitiz(senior), and some junior fellows(prashant, chootu) were sitting in TV room and gossiping..thats when i started this topic of ghost spirits n crap..and we went on talking abt it till 11..then kzhtiz asked if i can make an ouija board..i thot for a second feeling like Robert Lagdon for some reason and then i agreed..he asked what nall do we need..i said ouija board, then probably some candles(to give a little spooky feel to the room) then..i thot some more and i said we need a coin..as soon as i finished my list, every one rushed out..all my seniors, juniors everyone..as if some sort of 'US-army-operation-red-dawn-go!go!go!!'...after some time everyone returned with their share of contribution.. candles, check..ouija board, check (some one made it)...coin, check.. ok..now the fun part begins. we turned off the lights, placed the board in the middle of the bed..and lit the candles.. the room was filled only by the candle light..giving it a very scary spooky look..the small kids started their much expected dialouge "bhaiya, neendh aarai hai..mei jaa raha hoo..aap loog kheeliye"( i'm feeling sleepy..im leaving..u ppl play this game)..all the small kids slipped out of the room..i thought these people were really gonno do it.so i was ready for it..even karun was with us until lights went off..hahaha..he actually ran to his room when we turned off the lights..(funny guy, very fat fellow, but looks cool)..then after sometime he came back saying "machaaa..friend solren keelu..velyaatu villangama mudiyum..machaa..pls pannadhiinga da.."(dude, listen to me, you'll end up in lot of trouble, pls..don't do it guys)..kzhitiz got pissed off..he told.."bloody you dont have balls, jst shut the fk up and get lost"...alright, now the stage was set and there were only four brave warriors in the game..me, ashish, subodh and kzhitz..this is when things started turning incredbly funny.. someone asked, whats next (as if im the ouija expert). I said " coin pay sab ungli rakkho aur kisi marey huay ko yaadh karo..agar sab kutch sahi hua, tho coin idhar udhar guumney lagayga"(we need to place our fingers on the coin and summon the spirit of anyone dead..if everythng goes right,the coin should start moving..).. but first we wanted to decide whom shall we call.. Abraham Lincoln, Einstine, Gandhiji, etc were some of the suggestions..u wont believe, ashish even said Jyothika..subodh kicked him saying “ Bhosadikay, jyothika zindha cho”( moron, jyothika is alive)..i don’t really remember who was our finalist but we had a final name…now this is cool..it was time to place our fingers on the board…and guess what..no one actually had the guts to do it..hahahahaha..it was damn funny..we were telling each other..” thu rakh..pehle thu rakh”(u keep..no u keep)…then after a while gazing into eachother’s faces for a while kzhitiz finally told “ chal saalay..koi karney waala nahi hai..chal baaki loogo ko darathey hai”( fine, no one’s going to do this.. lets scare the others).. so this was plan B.. scaring the others..
this is how we decided to make it work. We’ll all scream and lie down as if something happened and we’r all dead. They’ll come c what happened..so we did the same but to our surprise no one came to chk on us.. we thot they must have gone to sleep or something..lets get into their rooms and c..but lets not take any chances..so we did is..walk into the room like we r possessed ( u know..no eye blinks, no hand movement..the way u c ghosts walking in horror movies)..and when we entered the room..daaaaamn.. I would have laughed my guts out but I don’t know how I controlled my laughter..guess what was happening.. karun and prashant were sitting together in one bed, holding eachother tightly with a bible in their hand..hahaahaha..parshant was saying to karun “anna, avangalukku ennamo aaidchi anna”( I think something happed to them)..for that this was karun’s reply “ nammba kitta bible irukku da..yaarum onnu panna mudiyaadhu da..ne dhairiyama irru da”( we have the bible..no onecan do anything to us..don’t be afraid)..but he was shaking himself..i thot we were supposed to back off, but this kzhitiz went and snatched the bible out his hands..subodh went and turned off the lights..i was like, what the fuck…kzhitz started shaking their bed violently..subodh started howling like a wolf ( donno what he was thinking..he sounded less scary and more like a jackass).. when all this was happening, karun and prashant stared screaming ( read crying)… that’s it man..i cud;nt control..i fell on the floor and started lafing like hell.. someone turned on the lights.. karun’s face was pale..started scolding us with all the bad words on earth..dammmmnn… we scared the shit out of them..
2 comments:
daaaammnn funny!!!
ya it was.. i'll post about lot of more funny incidents when i ws in hostel..
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