Coffee Day Gallata !!

dedicated to
Gowtham and His "so-called-girlfriend"
(Names changed on request)

Story starts when 4 of us ( Me, Hemanth, Gowtham, and Lokesh) went to abirami. .Gowtham already told us that he had to go to meet this girl in coffee day..i'm not sure who was giving treat to whom. anyway, moving on, this guy told he HAS to go..he did not know the proper route, so that gal was supposed to tell him the route over phone..Apparently that day was a bandh..Hemanth asked "dai, innaiki bandh illa? coffee day mattum yeppadi da tharandirukkom?"( hey, today is bandh right? how'll coffee day be open?" thats when we all realized it.. then what, CCD plan postponed to the next.. And now the real story starts

PROLOUGE: Gowtham was all dressed up and was leaving for the big treat the next day..thats when his cousin asked him "Yenga da kalakkalaa dress pannikitu pora? yedho ponna paaka dhanaa??"( you've dressed up so well, where are you going? to meet some girl right??)..he replied "vara enna irukka poodhu" (what else could it be)..and he leaves his home

This guy called up Nivi( the gal whom he was supposed to meet) and asked her for directions ..she told even she's not sure with the route and that her cousin will tell him the way.. her cousin started telling the route. He started to mention certain landmarks that gowtham did not know..he told "i'm not sure with these places"(or something like that)..for that, nivi told ( in the background) that gowtham is a dumb ass ;-)... now this really pissed him off..but somehow he reached coffee day and she was there too..they both went inside and this guy still in his angry mood, did not speak a word. She went oooooon talking talking talking talking for like half n hour. Then suddenly this happens...she starts crying, because this guy is not speaking to her.. and that too not just tears, she started crying loudly..hahahaahaa..gowtham got freaked out..every one out there started looking at gowtham in a suspicious way..he stared begging her "please dont cry..i beg u..pls pls pls...stop it.."..then she stopped crying..she asked why he was not speaking to her..then he told her the thing why he was angry..( i guess she'd probably had felt like...what the f**k is this guy..)..then they both started talking..***a little private conversation ;-)***..then they both stood up and left the shop. They went to the parking lot and the closing ceremony was on, when a huge guy pops in from somewhere and started shouting at gowtham "ungalukku ellam arivey illaya? bla bla bla.."( dont u people have any brains..)..he was wondering why is he shouting at him..then he said tata bye bye nall and that gal left.. after the girl left, the huge guy came up to nari...now check out the conversation that went on something like this..

huge guy: yaar da adhu..un girlfried aa?? ( who was that, your girlfriend?)
gowtham: Adu ellam naan unga kitta yen sollanum( why should i tell u that)
huge guy: dai, yen area ku vandhutu en kittaye ippadi paysriyaa?? thuukidven da unna..( you come to my trough and you speak this way to me?? i'll kill u..)
huge guy: ava number kudu..( give me her number)
gowtham: number ellam kudukka mudiyaadhu(i can't give her number and all)

that guy got pissed off and dragged gowtham into the shop again..they both sat together..then,

huge guy: yenna baindhutiyaa? (got scared??)
gowtham: aaaa..aama anna (aaaa...yeah)
huge guy: sollu, yedhavadhu saapadriya (tell me, u wanna have something?)
gowtham: illa venda..already full..( no thanks..im already filled)
huge guy: ippo sollu.. ava enna girlfriend aa??( tell me now..is she your girlfriend?)
gowtham: cha cha..summa classmate dhaan..(no no..she's just my classmate..)
huge guy: poi solladha..( don't lie)
gowtham: nejamma anna..friend dhaan..( really she's just my friend)
huge guy: appadiya..( is it so..)
gowtham: seri, yeen parking lot la appadi kathaaninga..( why did u shout in the parking lot?)
huge guy: illa, nee oru periya ponna correct pannra nu nanaichan.. naanum single aa, adhudhaan gannd aaiten...( no, i thot ur flirting with an older chick, and moreover i'm a single..thats y got pissed off..)
gowtham: anna.. ava yenna vida chinna ponnu anna..( bro, she's younger than me)
huge guy: seri...un college ponnunga number kudu..( ok fine, give me some of your college chick's numbers)
gowtham: yenna veenumnaalum keelunga, aana number mattum kaykaadhiinga( ask anything, but not the numbers)

but after a while he gave some slut's number and said.."indha ponnu kitta oru mani neeram paaysnaa yenna venaalum panlaam..yen friend phone panni oru mani ku propose pannan, ava muunu mani ku accept apnnita.."( if u talk to this girl for an hour, you can do anything..my friend called her and proposed her at 1'o clock and she accepted at 3'o clock..)..And then when he was about to leave, huge guy told " mavanay, inda number mattum correctaa illa..indha area dhanaa nee, sketch pootu thuukidra unna" (bloddy if this number is'nt correct, u belong to this area only right, i'll take you out).. gowtham: "correctaa dhaan irukkum annaa"..( number is correct only)..then he left, probably twisting his vehicle's accel to its fullest..

EPILOGUE: then when he reached home this is what happened,

mom: yaarada paathutu vara (whom did u meet)
gowtham:freind birthday ma..treat ku ( friend's birthday..went for his treat)
mom: kuduthaa naanoor ruuba viyum karachituya..enna da panna( you spent the whole 400 bucks i gave, what did u do with it?)
gowtham: selav panniten ( i spent it)
mom: dai, yedho ponna dhana paaka poona..Renu ellam sollita da.. ( hey, went to meet some girl right? renu told me everything)(renu is his cousin by the way)..

gowtham is now freaked out..

mom: dai, yenna da panna andhu ponna?? ( what did u do to that girl )
gowtham: andhu ellam keekaadha maa..( don't ask all that mom..)

then he asked renu "hey loose, yen di ellam sollna" (hey stupid, why did you tell my mom)..
renu: "naan yedhu may sollala da..unga amma vey ellam pootu vaangitaanga "( i did not tell her anything..she trapped you..)
i guess he felt like a jack ass..