Nari aathil aarbaatam!!

first things first.. sorry for not updating my blog for what seemed to be a quite long time..now this story is about the night halt at nari's place few weeks back.. since this happened a few weeks back, what ever happened there is a blur right now for me.. lemme think how it all began?????......yayayaya...i have to tell u this part.. i got a call from my college saying that i had to submit some assignments 'ON OR BEFORE' some date..they told this is very important and its gonna have a serious impact on my semester marks..they told 'on or before'..now what does this mean?? correct me if i'm wrong, but according to the english that i speak, it means that there is a deadline and i can submit it even before the dead line.. so, i did my assignments and went to college a few days before the deadline.. bloddy hell.. guess what happens.. there's no one in the college. not even a single faculty...all of them went to bangalore for some function it seems..i got seriously pissed off.. it was not jst me.. a lot of people were there.. i thot, lets not waste time and go home..i was walking to a shop to get something to drink..and thats when lojjay called...(hemant named lokesh this way..i never bothered to ask y).. i asked "enna da plan"( whats the plan) he said "nair veetla night out"( night out at nari's place)...i thot, poochi da.. i called hemant, asked him what is he upto...haha..when ever i call him, he'll have something interesting to tell.. such a cool guy (irritating at times...never mind)...he said "ippo dhan macha yeldhiruchhan..kulichitu may b BCL pooven.."( i woke up just now pal..may b i'll go to BCL after taking bath)...then we were discussing wether i should go straight to nari's place or meet hemant at BCL.. i was not really sure how to reach his place.. so i thot i'll go to BCL.. i took 27D and went to B.C.L..

................ annga pooi, as usuall i settled in a corner with the latest issue of fourfourtwo.. it was sort of boooring out there..all alone in bcl, sitting n reading mag, no company, no good lookin gals..blaablaa..what ever.. finally hemant popped in to save the day.. now.... when we both go to bcl, we make regular trips to toilet.. if not for nature's call, atleast to look at our sexy faces in that huge mirror...well... actually hemant needs to do that, so he drags me along.. there was some sort of auction over there..all used broken stuffs..there was this TV outside the building, on the way to toilet.. jack chan's who am i was on..hemant asshole won't move away from the TV.. he was so persistant on watching the movie.. ( told u he was irritating at times)... i had to pull him inside.. then he issued couple of book and we were jst chilling when when lokesh called again. he was saying " neenga rendu peerum yenna einstine aa??? BCL la book padichadhu poodhum.. Kelambi vaanga da inga.."(u both think ur einstine or what.. u'v read enough book..now get your butts here...)

.........From BCL, we took a bus and went to hemant's place..he kept his books, we skipped lunch ( tho we had some thing that he called thayir bonda or somthing at his home..it was'nt lunch..well it tasted gr8..) again we started from there and landed at nari's place... we called him down so that we would get an escort into his house..not that this was the first time we went to his house or something..or that we could'nt go up on our own... just for the sake of troubling him.. we went inside, lokesh kaka were eating puff.. two last puffs were left..me hemant and kaka went over a little dishum dishum for those puffs.. damn thing, nari was formating his computer.. told me this was the 4th or 5th time he was doing it.. this dumbass formats his windows drive like he's formatting a floppy or something.. what a creep he is....and there we were, sitting in nari's place doing nothing..jst killing time..

........i think it was 6 or so when me lokesh and hemant decided to go out.. hemant and lokesh were on lokesh's apache, and i was riding nari's disco bike..maaaan...i cant tell u what a fucking piece of crap it is.. u twist the throttle to the fullest, and only after few seconds it starts moving..u can imagine, both of them on a 150cc sweetheart and me on this piece of crap metal.. obviously i was lagging behind. those people had to stop after every 10mins to make sure i was keeping up with them, cos i dont have the alienest clue of that locality.. we went around the place and came back after an hour or so... his pc was still formatting..(probably for the second time..there was no sound coming from the speaker..sound card driver was not installed or the soundcard itself was blownup or something..i donno)..anyway there was a lot of comedy going on..ofcourse, with kaka, nari and hemant in one place, what else can one expect..

.......10pm and we planned to go to abirami for a night show.. how cool..me and nari in his spirite and the rest in lokesh's bike.. we started from house and in few seconds, apache of out of sight.. this nari was telling me some story and not really concentrating on where he is going.. he told we'll take a short cut..and ofcourse i did not trust him.. the thing with this guy is, he never respects any speedbreakers on the road.. with every speedbreaker we hit, i'd be thrown a foot above the seat.. moron.. going with him is nothing less than a rollercoster ride.. we asked for directions, went around the same road thrice and amazingly reached abirami..and when we did, we were not allowed inside the parking.. the ticket counter for the movie had been closed it seems..how lovely..kaka was there but hemant and lokesh slipped out to buy something.. i wonder what they bot at 10.30 at night..anyway, they cameback and we told them the 'no entery' prob.. reverse gear was the only option.. in the middle of all this, kaka's mom called.. she wanted to talk to nari.. he took the phone, said hello, gave the phone to me and ran away.. kaka was like.."dai peesu da peesu da..".. i said.."hello aunty.. nan narsiman peesuren"..she started asking "yedhuku night stay.....veetla yaarum illaya?.....unga amma appa ku theriyuma...yen kitta yen permission keekala??...."...i was blabring something for all those questions.. the final question i faced was" ippo anga yaar yaar ellam irukkanga?"..i said "naan, praveen, lokesh, hemant...and.....narsiman".....oh shit.. i was supposed to be narsiman right??? i sensed this was my turn to run away..so i ditched the phone to kaka and joined nari.. hahahaha.. we went back...we took the same short cut on our way back..( this time i'm not sure if i should still call it a shortcut)...we reached his home but these triplets were nowhere to be seen.. since we were waiting for them and had nothing to do, this bugger called sush..started talking about some priyanka in her class..now thats a different story all together.. we were talking for like half an hour i think, these apache ppl were still not home.. i called them, n found out they were in some hotel having dinner.. we told them to bring something for me and nari..(apparently i did not even have my lunch that day..).. thankfully those guy got some naan or rooti.. i donno..i was so hungry that it really did'nt matter..i finished eating and got up.. nari was still eating.. kaka was having the water bottle. me and nari asked for bottle at the same time.. kaka did 'nt want to give the bottle to nari..he threw the bottle blindly somewhere at us..(he's a dumbass..dont mind..)..hemant extended his hand.. the bottle struck his fingers and hit the cup with gravy..spilling it all over the floor.. paneer all over the floor.. me and hemant did the cleaning work with old newspapers.. all cleaned up we brought 2 mattresses to the room were computer was.. where we were sitting all the time.. the big plan was to watch a movie.. and this is how the plan was supposed to be...since there was no sound driver in the comp, so no audio from the comp...but lokesh's phone cud b connected to the comp and the comp speakers can b used as the phone speakeres.. so we needed to transfer the video file to the phone.. play the video(in comp) and audio(in phone) at the same time.. and for the sake of this great master plan nari was transfering what seemed to be a million files to million places.. every time we asked, he would say "innum 5 minutes da..avlo dhaan da..".. amid all this, me and lokesh won't let hemant sleep... nari and kaka were throwing water on each other... each took a bottle and filled with water and were throwing on each other.. they actually took bath inside the room in which we were to sleep...this phone to pc, pc to phone....transfer process started at 12 and ended at 3 i guess.. exactly when all of us were starting to fall asleep..we saw the movie for 10 mins.. the rooms was very hot so we went back to the room form where the matresses came from.. ac on pannitu, the last thing i remember is hitting my head hard on the pillow.. what a day it was..hold on....i forgot to mention.. lolz...lokesh was playing football inside the room and broke a sheet of plywood on the cupboard door.. hehehehe..ok...off to sleep..

.......day 2.. krishnaaaaa....gowtham G...these r the names nari is reffered to in his house..( i prefer nari ;-)..)..his grany got us coffee..what a super duuper day starting it was.. nari went to buy a big packet of noodles for breakfast.. he gave 500 bucks and forgot to get the change.. anyway, he realized this only in the afternoon...anyway, he bot noodles, cooked, we ate..and washed our hands.. and wiped our hands with towel..ok fine, leave it.. so,,,,,, wassup...whats next.. i dont remember who's plan it was.. we were off to play football in some ground.. just like last night, me and nari on his spirite and the rest on lok's bike..on our way there was some roadside digging under way... so there was mud pilled on both side of the road.. when we were almost near the ground, this guy was not looking at the road. instead, he turned his head back and was looking for lokesh..as u might have guessed, we went and hit the pile of mud..damaar dumiir..i blinked my eyes couple of times..fortunately we did not fall down..i was sitting where nari was sitting and he was standing in the gap between the seat and handle.. as if fucking the speedometer.. lolz...

............we went inside the park, i reserved the goal keeper's place for myself..loksh said "adhhana paathen..ne dhaan oodaveey maatiye"...ya thats sort of true..i'm a bit too lazy for sports.. we played for a long time..we were soaked in sweat..including me.. i hardly moved any part of my body for goal keeping, but still, standing out there, inbetween 2 goal post( in this case, 2 trees), in that life threatening position where there is every posibitily of that huge ball to come and hit you right on your head and knock you down to coma and u eventually die...its scary...if this sounds too exaugurating, trust me...this has happened before...i read somewhere.. luckily i'm alive,so lets leave this aside.. Ronaldo, Gerrard, Rooney...these people dont bring their wallet with them when they get on the pitch to play.. and so did'nt we.. fortunately lokesh had some change in with him..it summed up to enf cash to get 10 water packets.. 2 packets for each.. we drank and took a semi-bath in that 2 waterpackets.. and ya, his football got punctured..after somtime we went back.. veetuku pooi, we were just chilling, listening to music.. this is when nari realized he gave 500 bucks and did not get change.. hemant was saying "kaalangaathaala pooi, kadaikaaranukku aiinooru ruuba moi yeludhitu vanndhutaan.. "hehehehehe....

...............lunch time..we needed to go out and get something to eat. lokesh could'nt go cos he was genuinly tired.. so was nari... kaka is a dumbass... me and hemant were the choosen ones..to hold the magical sword and reign this universe for ever....damn..what am i bluffing.. u c, this is what happens if u update your blog at 1.30 in the morning.. u'll type out crap.. where was i??? ya, right..lunch... me and hemant on nari's spirite..we were on our way looking for a hotel.. hemant almost read my mind when i opened my mouth to speak..he was lafing...i was saying" inga paaru da.. yeppadi thiruvanaalum poogaveyy maatingadhu..."..hemant:"theriidhu theriidhu..un kaiiya paathaaley theriidhu"...now check this out.. we were near some junction and making a turn when the engine suddenly went dead..there was an auto with a man sitting inside and few other ppl standing all around it.. a bike on the ground, like it had hit the auto and fallen down.. our bike stoped a few feet in front of the auto..on of the guy standing there started barking at us.. he was asking something.. i did not exactly understand what was he saying..i gave him a puzzled look..then he said. "po po po po"...hemant started urging me " start pannuda...kelammbu..seekirum seekirumm..."..i was like..chill man, what' s the big hurry.. i kick started our sprite and moved on.. it was then, I peeked into the auto while passing it..BLOOODDDY FUCKINGGGG HELLL... the guy who was sitting inside had his face and body covered in blood.. i'v never seen so much blood before.. fuck.. hemant said " yaaro vettitaanga da avana..orey rathhamaa irukku..".. oh my god..at that point i was really out of my mind.. i was totally pissed off. i jst wanted to go home...i donno y.. we finally found a hotel.. we packed lunch.. to add fuel to the fire.. our bike won't start.. there was no petrol.. we filled petrol for 20 bucks.. ( financial crush).. i just wanted to have lunch and get home.. i had the throttle twisted to the fullest..i fiercly over took a scorpio and couple f other cars... samma rash.. hemant was saying.."ne samma gaand la irukka nu theriidhu..vidu vidu.."... we reached home by 4.. opened our lunch only to find rice and some sambar.. and nothing else..no side dish, no appalams no nothing..we are screwed.. nari got some sidedish and some extra sambar form fridge.. everyone took the sidedish except kaka.. nothing was left for him.. he fot with hemant and took from his plate.. cha..this is what happens when food is at stake... it was then that lokesh said " dai, fridge la irrundhadhu da.. veelakaari ku kudukaradha namblukku kudukkuraan da indha nari..adha veera indha kaka sannda pootu vaangi saapududhu...karumo".... after that i did'nt eat anymore.. no one else did.. kaka was persistant on leaving.. lokesh was not ready.. n so was;nt i..i mean, how can u leave jst after eating man.. all off us lay donw on the bed and were watching tv..

.............we were getting bored.. so lokesh suggested we;ll make some prank called.. he called a girl called gayatri priya (supposed to be a fat slut, lokesh's friend).. hemant had to speak.. he started saying.." hello, naan Praveen Kailash peesureen..naan hindhustaan college, AME panreen.. .."... kaka got furious.. "yen peru yen da use panraa..cut pannu da call a cut pannu da.. " he and nari were doing a little dishum dishum.. and in the process, kicked the vessel on the floor and sent the saambar flying..hahahahahahahha..samma comedy.. sambaar all over the floor.. second spilling since our visit.. kaka went inside the toilet and i gestured nari to lock the door.. he almost did it but somehow he could'nt.. kaka was banging the door like a gorilla banging its cage, waiting to be released.. noting much happeded after that..

.........at around 7 i guess we left his place, me kaka n lokesh on his bike.. i was'nt sure if we should go triples.. moreover we did'nt have helmet..lokesh said " va poolam..paathukalaam".. and waht a god damn wrong decission it was.. there was one bloddy hell of security all over the road.. guess what.. Stallin was coming thru that way ( supposed to be one of the top shots in tamilnadu politics) .. we would go 100meters where there r no cops and walk another 200 meters to get clear off the cops.. this is how we came all the way, till we took a diversion.. then there was no stoping us.. 3 of us, dancing on the bike...no one on the road.. damn cool.. lok droped us near his house.. me and kaka took a bus to our home.. just couple of stops ahead..

............when i reached home, no one was there.. i got the key from the opp shop.. i went inside..had dinner and i was browsing.. my mom and dad came.. i was 101% sure, my dad would screw me to hell.. but this is what happed... my dad:" yeppo vandha?"
me:" 1hr aachi"
dad:"2 days enjoy panniya?"
me:"hm"
dad:"ok"
that's it.. i was like wow man.. that was easy..chill.......
hmmmmm...so that brings us to the end of this post.. 2 days of absolute nonsence fun..just the way i prefer.... and before i wrap up.. a littel credits..



Credits:

hemant--for being the black box.. helped me rekinddle the part of my brain that's responsible for my memories and recollect what ever happened..

nari- for asking this blogaddress and painfully reminding me that i did not post for a long time

sush(ofcousre)- for being such a pest and irritating me to the level that i actually made this post, insted of loosing it in the depth of time.. thx..

sorry for inactivity..

i'm sorry i'm sorry...i'm sort of totally messed up now in my college assignments and stuffs.. they called me and threatened something about not sending me to sencond year or something...so i'm sort of pissed off, scared n lot of mixed emotins are coming out right now.. anyway nothing much happend after my last last posting.. except for the night hault at nari's place yesterday.. that was one fucking hell of fun... i'll post about that as soon as possible.. till then i'm signing off... thank you.. your bordem without my blog is highly regreted.. ;-)