After all, we are BEST FRIENDS!!!

"May there always be work for your hands to do, may your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine on your windowpane, may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you." this is an Irish blessing and I could not think of a better way to start this post.

HOW IT ALL BEGAN:

This is a story of four friends and a gal with a strange name, who temporarily screws up their friendship. It all began the day Gowtham was finally gonna meet Rimjim( remember the gal with a strange name??)..don’t ask me how gowtham came to know rimjim. It’s another story altogether.. So, this fine day, they both decided to meet in Citicenter..

GOWTHAM'S VERSION OF THE STORY:

When gowtham and rimjim decided to meet up, he called Lokesh and told him about it. So lokesh wanted to come along just to get a peek at the gal. Since gowtham was not comfortable with the idea, he told lokesh not to come. But lokesh was reluctant to quit. So this is what happed the next day. The love birds met up and they were sitting idly talking shit ( my imagination ;)). Lokesh showed up with Hemant, and the party begins..

Gowtham told lokesh was being very irritating. He was jumping n making faces n teasing them n sort f stuffs..plus jimjim (oh sorry, rimjim) was a sort of a psycho character. i don’t really know y, but she started crying it seems.. thus pissing off gowtham. Lokesh and hemant were still walking behind them, making some noice or some crap.. so gowtham msged lokesh saying “fuck off u basterd”. Well…that was enough for lokesh and hemant to leave the place.

LOKESH AND HEMANT'S VERSION OF THE STORY:

The same stuff but a little changes.. lokesh did go on his own, gowtham called him it seems.. and the most important part, they did not dance and all in front of them. Lokesh and hemant took a vantage point right behind a pillar from where only gowtham could see them.. gowtham gave lok a missed call.. so lokesh just made a gesture asking him y did he call.. gowtham did not respond I think..then something happened and then the final message.. lok and hemant left..

Now lokesh and hemant went to beach. Hemant was msging gowtham from lokesh’s cell..but he was replying to hema’s phone.. this pissed lokesh even more.. then no more conversation between lokesh and gowtham..

PENCIL REPLACES GOWTHAM FOR A DAY:

After like a week or something me, lokesh and hemant met.. Pencil was nari’s substitution this time. I told lokesh and hemant whatever nari told me.. that’s when lokesh and hema gave me their version of the story.. Lokesh was still pissed off with nari.. he said he’s never gonna talk to him n stuffs… but I knew somewhere down my heart, this is gonna last for some time and everthings gonna be over.. cos we all needed to have fun and the only way we knew how to have fun was being together, doing all crazy stuffs… meanwhile hemant took lokesh’s side. He said what nari is doing is wrong.. the new substitute was dropping wisdom..lolz.. ”dai, renndu peerum school la yeppadi friends ah irunndhiinga, ipaddi chinna sanndai ku pooi ipaddi peesaama irukkalaama..oru naal ellam meet panni ellam seri pannlaam..”..

A SWEET REALITY:

We went to beach n we were sitting there talking some crap.. though pencil was there, he was a good friend of ours and a nice guy, something seemed utterly out of place. Though we were pretending to be having a good time, we were actually realizing how much we were missing gowtham. Not that we would say it to each other, I knew it was true. Me and hemant went to buy water packets. When we were walking, hemant was saying “ macha, nari ya rommbo miss panreen da… Ne?” I said “ aama da.. oru maadhriya irukku..”. we knew it was the same with nari and lokesh. They both badly wanted to talk to each other, but ego had built a huge brick wall inbetween. It was so evident. Nari would keep asking me, “ did you guys go out somewhere??”.. Lokesh would msg me and hemant a 100 times a day asking “ did nari msg u?? did u talk to him??”. Infact, earlier that day, lokesh said we are not talking about nari.. but all he did was talk abt him..

THE PEACE TALK:

Close to 5:30 we departed. We planned to go to gowtham’s place for a peace talk. Me and hemant compelled gowtham to atleast come down to the street for a talk.. Lokesh did not come. He and pencil were standing in the main road. Me and hemant went there and close to 1hr we were standing on the street talking facts and figures.. gowtahm was giving his own theories as to why he said fuck off.. then he finally said, let him understand y I said fuck off and then I’ll talk to him. After that he came till the main road. Now see this, he was not wearing slippers. So initially he was not ready to come. Hemant gave him his slippers and hemant walked bare foot all the way till the main road..Pencil was standing there.. he started dropping some more wisdom. Hahaha.. never seen this guy talking philosophy.. this is the funniest part. A little while ago before we reached main road, lokesh saw someone who looked like nari.. he thot it was him and he RAN from that place.. pencil told us and all 3 of us were lafing.. hahahahahaha… then me pencil and lokesh took an auto to get home.. I had to rewind the tape and tell lokesh what ever gowtham told.. again this guy came up with his own objections.. finally b4 I left lokesh, he asked me “ frank ah sollu da.. yaaru maela da thappu..”.. that was probably the toughest question I had faced that day.. never in my life I’v taken sides when there’s a fight.. especially among friends.. I’m a sort of person who looks forward to a practical solution to a problem.. so I just simply said “ I don’t think its anybody’s mistake.. just a little misunderstanding..”

FRICTION INCREASES AND ANOTHER SPLIT UP:

Even during the ‘peace talk’ hemant was being very biased and supporting lokesh. All these days, nari was just msging me and hemant. Even during msges, hemant was supporing lokesh.. so nari got pissed off and msged him “ fuck off.. good bye forever”.. this msg split gowtham and hemant.. Now nari used to msg and talk only to me.. hemant would ask regularly “ nari yedhaavadu sonnana da”.. then this went on for some more weeks..

FRIENDS WILL BE FRIENDS. NO MATTER WHAT:

//the following section is gonna contain lot of txt msges..

One fine day, me and nari were msging each other..wait. let me grab my phone and c if I still have those msges in my inbox……………………………………………………………ye.. got it.. its still there..this was nari’s msg “Macha m seriously missin de fun time we had da..”… I was like jumping.. aiiyo.. gang reunion is not far away.. this was his next msg “fuc tat rimjim da everything because of her.” The first thing I did was forward those msges to lokesh and hemant.. hemant was like “avlo dhaan macha, everythings gonna b over.”. lokesh wanted a million conformations. He was asking me so many times, “ dai nejama va da.. nejama va da”.. I told, “ dude, I’v got the msg in my inbox. I’ll show u when we meet next time… “.

After few days, nari asked me,” macha, I’m missing hemanth da. Shall I msg him?”..( damn..i can relive those moments.. as I’m typing this, the whole thing is actually running thru my head).. I was like “ ya da.. sure”.. then I msged hemant “ did nari msg u?”.. hemant replied “ dai, how do u know da”.. I replied “ he asked me before msging you”.. then hemant sent “ aiiyo, nari hi da anapchaan da.. appadiye gudhikka aaramichhiten”.. and thus, nari and hemant were back.. but still, the major battle had to be resolved.. and it can’t get more stupid that this..

CANT GET MORE SILLIER THAN THIS:

Hahaha..oh my god I’m lafing.. I still cant seem to understand y did lokesh come up with such a silly idea.. we’d send group msges usually.. so this is how it began.. w8, I’ll put it like a conversation.. it’ll be easier to read.. these r the EXACT msgs that was sent n received.. except for few places containing * and [CONTENT SUPRESSED ]


Hemant: This is a group msg: hey gusy we’ll invite nari back to our group msging system.. wat vous any objections? Wat do u say guys?

Me: no objections here..

Hemant: vatsa has no objections .. enna vous reply kaanum.. say HI to nari.. indraya naal oru punidhamaana naal. uthamar Gandhi porandha naal.. so Hi sollu..

Vous(lokesh): Hi (he sent this only to hemant and me)

Hemant: hey bous was that HI a group msg? dai nari, ni oru hi sollu..

//nari did not reply..

Hemant: tat dog s not attending my call. He must be away from his mobile

Lokesh: guys ill say hi to narasiman only after u guys answer my question okk..

Me: ok..

Hemant: k k vous..

Lokesh: telling hi to him is only after u guys answer me the following question. Until then I wont. Remember. Question “ the guy who makes it does’nt buy it. The guy who buys it, doesn’t use it, the guy who uses it, does’nt see it. What is it.

Lokesh: better don’t say exceptions like wat s this, enna da idhu kolandha thanama irukku(mostly pencil will say this dialogue..question is a question.. deal is a deal. .. and remember, deal is not to be broken okkkkk..

I was sitting in front of mycomp when he sent this msg.. I was thinking abt it for sometime and realized how stupid I was.. no, I did not figure out the answer.. i opened mozilla firefox.. here I would like to thank google.co.in.. lolz.. I typed in the major keywords in the questing and hit enter.. I found the answer in the first page itself.. meanwhile,

Lokesh: hema durai gave fuckin answer. Friendship aaa thooo…

Hemant: vous, give some clue..

Me: I think it’s a coffin

Hemant: hey vatsa has got it right.. wat vous correct ah?..coffin…saavupetti

Me(only to hemant): 100% correct da.. got it from net.. lolz..

Lokesh: sorry guys question has some mistake in it.. vil change the question n sed u soon..sorry..

Hemant: hey vous s cheating. This s not at all fair.. vous ku sema bulb.. vatsa answered correct.. kailash is asking what is going oh there? Hahahaha…

(kaka was missing out all the fun..)

Lokesh: dai o*** hema I can even say even [CONTENT SUPRESSED] as answer.. wait I’ll ask u guys another question..

Hemant: oh ovus is saying [CONTENT SUPRESSED].. d guy making it might even [CONTENT SUPRESSED].. so he can c it.. guys lokesh is cheating..

Hemant: cheater lokesh cheater lokesh. Lokesh is cheating. Lokesh s cheating. Vatsa used his brain n answered. Lokesh changing his question. U only said deal is a deal. Now u r breaking your rules..

Lokesh: okk I accept coffin s the answer I appreciate u vatsa.. good keep it up.. but I asked u a easy question.. I’ll ask u guys another question.. let this be the final one okkk.. n then I’ll do whatever u guys say me.. I promise…. Okk.. wat guys….

Lokesh: let me bring a good deal finally… u guys must answer the following 3 questions that I’ll ask u… after all telling me the answer for those questions I’ll say hi to him…. I swear I’ll do it.. okkk let this be the final one… I want opinion from each one..

I was like, go on bro, ask me a million riddles.. google rox!!! Hahaha..

Me: ya ok..

Hemant: no way.. this s so childish..

I convinced hemant to go on.. then,

Hemant: ok k.. we’ll give a try..

In middle of all this action, hemant was reading one night @ the call center (probably for 10th time..for me and him, 5 point someone and this book are like bible..)..he msged me this..

Hemant(only to me): ready to sleep but its little boring.. so am going to havemore restaurant, pandara road.. nine months before this night.-#10: My past dates with priyanka-II

lokesh: okkk here s the 1st question.. when I go in I might cause pain. I cause u 2 spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.. WHAT AM I??

trying not to get him suspicious,

me: dick?

Lokesh: no

Me(to hemant): macha its that silver filling machine that dentists use.. sure..

Hemant(to me):I replied him toothbrush or pennies..ok k I’ll reply what u said..

Hemant: hey vous, is it the silver fillng machine used by DENTISTS.. correct ah ..

Lokesh: okkk hema u got it….guys hema got it…dentist s the answer…

Hemant: hip hip hurray…

Lokesh: okkk party over..heres the next one.. what is it that goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and wet??

Me: dick??

Lokesh: no no…

Lokesh: look at this idiotic answer from pencil ki bache.. TWO BATHROOM…hehahaha..

Hemant: ada kasumaalam pencil…

I again got the answer.. infact from the same website..it was called somethink like misleading riddles or something.. I sent the answer to hemant..

Hemant: hey guys d answer is chewing gum.. I’m sure abt this..

Lokesh: aaaaaaah fuck u guys..chewing gum..s its correct…

Me: ok final question final question…

Lokesh: final question.. from the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u. I love the way u smell,the way your tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmm…

Hemant: lolly pop ah..

Lokesh: no

Me: aama da..lolly pop dhaan naada vechhiktu tight loose pannitktu irukku…

Then something happened that I badly did to want to happen.. current off…

Me(to hemant): macha we have to think abt this one.. current off.. so no internet.

Hemant: oh shit..

Me: Must be some dress or costume

Lokesh: no

After a while I felt sleepy and I went to sleep.. the next day the battle begins again..at 10pm,

Lokesh: what guys, can’t guess answer for that question??

Me: send the question again..

Hemant and lokesh both sent me the question.. I searched for it but couldn’t find it.. so then the bulb on my head blinked again.. u put up the question in yahoo answers. I got the answer in less than 5 minutes..

Me: shoe ah??

Hemant: hip hip hurray, vatsa got it itz shoes..

Lokesh: indha vatsa is giving answer to every question…something should be helping him..i think he’s getting help from internet…again hemant’s dilog..cheater vatsa cheater vatsa.. vatsa is cheating.. …..

Me: po da naaaaye.. i did not use net nall..

While we were battling out the final answer..kaka was asking lokesh for the answer..

Lokesh: idiot kaka what will u do after knowing the answer..oh u’ll ask the same question to your college frinds n show ur too brilliant aaa… pichiduven kaka unna….

Lokesh: okk guys, we had a nice time in this question n answer na.. even v vil improve our brain iq… c the benefit great na..

Hemant: huhhun…ippo brain iq 1 dhan korachhal..coffin dentist chewing gum shoe seruppu nu enna iq varum..karumo…indha question ellam quiz competition la kooda keekamaataanga..

Hemant: ok, now lokesh should say HI to nari..

Me: ya..

Hemant: vous, nari ku oru hi sollu paapom..

Lokesh: but c, my behavior will be totally different 2 him..

Lokesh: sollunga da..

Hemant: nee dhaan sollanum..

Me: chumma Hi da sollu..

Lokesh: he replied me hi da.. what should I send next..

Hemant: great vous.. ask how are u? hows life going? Naduula annga annga nari ma nari kutty pootuko…

Lokesh: asked how r u… he said me fine n u…..NEXT????

Hemant: enna vatsa rombo formal ah pogudhu…talk as usual vous..first nall how u used to talk..

Lokesh: I said fine, so any pick up and drop…I made it two..n u??

Lokesh: he asked who da, ths was my reply, [CONTENT SUPRESSED] n [CONTENT SUPRESSED].. my coll mates.. [CONTENT SUPRESSED]

Hemant: really a da vous???

Me: Dai serious ah va??

Lokesh: ss guys.. was very eager to say this.. but thot to say at a time to every1..

Lokesh: look at reply.. adapaaaaaaaaaaaavi… so1avey i11a cha.. dai 1ets forget everything and get bac together serious1y I missed u semaya..

Me: wooooooooooooooow….gang is bak.. my blog is gonna survive.. this is gonna be legen…… w8 for it……….DARY…

Nari: ya da we are bac…

Hemant: yo yo..so nari accepted tat he missed u ah!.. great.. hehehe blog saved ah…


And that’s how we got back together.. there was lot of stuffs to talk about.. that night we went on msging till 1.30..

WE ARE BACK. BACK TO ROCK:

So it was then, at the middle of the night, all four of us, jumping in joy.. damn.. after almost 2 months I think that all 4 of us r together.. thx to that psycho gal with a strange poetic name, rimjimrimjim we realized how much our friendship means to us..And how much we love each other.. so at the end of the day, awesomeness is gonna start blooming again.. wow..


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