The 'GANG'

Hi people.. I was tryin to do some push ups.. my hand slipped n I got my ankle sprained. Ouchhh it hurts.. I’m typing this post with a scrap bandage around my right ankle.. (damn, iodex is burning my skin like shit..)

Ok, I’m not ashamed to accept that last few months have been pretty dull.. no good post no good reading materials.. my sincere apologies.. was too busy making 2 crapy looking games.. lolz.. and the best part is, to assess those crapy games, some buggers r coming from UK.. enna koduma sir idhu..

alright, this is something that gowtham has been telling me to do for a long time now.. though most of the u visiting this blog, know me and all the people this blog is about, sometimes some online nomad might just popin and wonder who or wat d hell is nari voo etc.. so this post is dedicated to the ‘GANG’, the way we call ourselves..hehe.. I ‘m gonna give short descriptions about the gang member… trust me, naan sollradhu ellam unnmai, unnmai thavara vere yeedhum illai.. I’m so damn sure these buggers will not agree to lot of stuff I’m writing here.. But as I’v mentioned before in some earlier post, this is my damn blog, this is my version of things.. beat it..

k, so lets get started.. ‘GANG’ members.. Lokesh, Gowtham, Hemant(h) ;)… and me.. theres one more creature called Praveen. But he’s more like a visiting member.. all of us where classmates in high school.. had one hell of a time in school( damn.. I miss my school days.. ) and still having a blast together.. this blog is the proof.. “our gang rox”( the phrase lokesh hates)..

Lokesh(vous,voo, logayys, loogu) – loogu, hahahahaha.. he’s probably gonna beat me up for this..lolz..omg.. can’t stop laughing.. he’s like the gang leader.. doin his 2nd yr in B.Tech IT in SRM univ..He’s a total daredevil.. samma damaar dumiir character.. of all the ppl I know, he’s the only guy who loves inviting trouble.. you need to be very careful abt what you speak to this guy, cos u can be pretty sure he’s gonna kalaasify you.. even though he speaks politely, his body language, his face expression, everything will give you a feel as if he’s gonna kick your ass the next second.. for example when he says “ illa da, naan olunnga dhaan poonen” will seem like “ thirimmbi paakaama oodu da naaye.. saav adichiduveen..” hahahaha.. probably this is the reason lot f ppl think twice before interacting with him.. mad about manu.. he has a mini gym in a corner of his room.. he has the best body among all of us ( aana enna, konnjam kullam.. hehehe)..infact he has inspired rest of the gang members to build their body..(and responsible for the bandage on my hand right now!!).. very decent and responsible guy.. You can blindly trust him.. will do anything for friends.. (including sharing his underwear.. lolz.. kidding.. )..

Hemant( hemaku, karkare sir): “Dream as if your gonna live for ever, live as if you’r gonna die tomorrow”.. need I say more??..doin his 2nd yr in M.Sc Computer Science in… now wat was that college ??.. TSN I think.. ye??.. it was my 1st week in Chennai and my first day at class.. I went on asking people “ do u play games??”.. every body were like no no no…. he was the only guy who said, I don’t play a lot of games, but I’m a Ragnarok player.. damn, atleast one guy I can talk to about games.. may be that is wat brought me close to him.. though he is not good at studies, he’s definitely not like other poor students in the class who r like total dumbasses.. I respect him a lot..very intelligent and knowledgeable.. he has a vision for life which is very important..only thing I don’t like abt this guys is his irregular bathing habbit.. takes bath once in 2 days.. stinking bitch.. he totally follows his heart.. he used to be very well know in the school for his punchlines, thathhuvams and his kalaasifying skills..

donno y, I feel like mentioning this incident.. we were in 12th.. our school campus was shared by another girls college.. and from our classroom we could directly see the college classrooms.. once there was this function in that college.. I don’t remember what exactly, but some function.. all the girls were dressed up in saare and we could see them walking inside their classrooms.. most of the guys in my class were busy near the window starting at them.. they were so into it, that they did not see our physics teacher enter the class.. gals in my class started giggling.. all f them turned and went back to their seats.. our teacher said “ dai, avannga ellam college students da.. unnga vayasu ponnaa paathu sight adinnga da..” (guys, they r college students.. find girls of your own age..)… and this was hemant’s reply “ma’am, perussa aasa patta dhaan sirussa kadaikkum..”(but ma’am, only if we dream big, we can achive small things..).. everybody were including that teacher were laughing there guts out.. samma comedy..

Gowtham( nari, nari kutty, naadhamuni nari, naaye nariye): ok gowtham..gang’s barny stinson.. totally awesome ;)..2nd yr IT.. SRM Eshwari.. our frequencies match a lot.. in fact, me n this guy r of one type, and lokesh n hema r of another type… we both share a lot f common interests.. the way we think, the way look at life, every thing is more or less the same as mine.. believes in living life to the fullest.. even if all the odds are against him, he does what he wishes.. he’s a big time asset to our gang.. he’s sort f a relationship expert.. if u need a galfrnd or if u just had a breakup n need to talk to someone, he the guy u need to approach… apart from being very nice n decent n polite nall he’s also a lot crazy.. if I wanna do something crazy, he ma partner in crime..hyper romantic guy.. he can come up with romantic lines in fraction of seconds.. damn, his famous line goes something like “ there can be millions of stars, but there can be only one moon..ur my moon”.. or something similar to this.. romance is one that that separates me and him by miles.. plus he does lot f meditation n talking to ghost spirits or something I donno.. he has freaked me out a lot f time by talking about life after death n ghost n stuffs.. trust me this guy has a powerful tongue.. currently he’s obsessed with programming and games.. he wants to become a game programmer too..i have no clue where this obsession is gonna lead.. but till the time he actually starts working on some game, I’m gonna take that with a grain of salt..

Praveen(kaka):well what can I say about his guy.. he’s doing something called AME.. the only thing I can relate this guy is cell phones.. he’s into this buying n selling mobile phones.. makes some cash out of it.. the biggest comedian of our gang.. the way he speaks itself sets him apart.. “ah right” which means ok fine.. “ GTA cassette”.. which means GTA CDs.. “aiito” which actually means item.. there’s more I can talk about this guy.. but its 1 in the morning and I need to get up eary tomo.. told u na, some idiots r coming from UK to assess our games..damn… so I’m gonna jump to myself..

Me( u guys didn’t think I’m gonna write my nicknames here, did ya?? Guahahahahaha): myself, vatsa a.k.a dEviL… 2nd yr Game programming … yeeee… u read it right.. I’m a game programmer… hehehe.. cool right.. but I wasn’t this cool all my life.. on a serious note I used to be a looser.. with big round thick glasses on my eyes… goo flowing down my nose..*eewwww*.. dirt nails.. no one respected me..pretty girls never looked at me.. no one even cared..y should they, I was a nobody.. but one day, I got abducted by an alien spaceship.. I was very frightened.. one of the alien walked upto me and said “gosh, don’t b scared machaa..we’v been tracking u for a while now and we want to help u..”.. then they injected me with a radioactive substance called awesomonium and immediately everything went into blur.. when I opened my eyes, guess wat.. from a thick spectacled stinking dirty nailed looser, I had become the most awesome guy of the face of earth.. and that my friends, is the story of how I became me… wad up?? Ok chill.. about me in simple words.. games+programming+internet+music+novels+orkut+friends+love=me;

So that brings us the end of this very helpful post that helps some people to get to know the heros of this blog better.. I’m so fuckin tired n sleepy my head is gonna fall right on the keyboard if I don’t go to bed in 5 mins…my blog is turning into a personal version of five point someone.. may b I should let these guys write a post individually… I’ll call it hemanth speaks….gowtham speaks.. n wateva..times up.. bye.. c ya in next post..

Keypad Hero and Love is War

dont let your imaginations run wild by the topic.. those are the two games that i made for my 3rd sem project.. and that justifies my absence for past 2 months.. its 11pm and i'm so damn fuckin sleepy.. i'v been sleep deprived for past couple f days cos i was working a little hard on my project.. had shitload of documentations to finish.. still i haven't finished... so bare with me till i get it done.. and staytuned cos some real fun post r about to follow.. till then bye.. and btw.. i thought f putting up my games here, but i donno how to.. probably i'll upload it somewhere n i'll provide you the download link.. and if you r too intolerant, let me no,I’ll give you the source code..to make the code work you'll need netbeans 6.1 for Keypad Hero(J2ME mobile game) and u'll need visual studio 2005 with DX for Love is War(DirectX, PC) .. but that’d be stupid. Jst shut up and wait I’ll give you the download link.. bye till then..

Under my waist. Between my legs..

Hi blog readers.. Its been raining 4 the last couple of days.. Schools n Colleges are closed.. (My guess. I donno.. I’m not goin to college..lolz).. So it’s a lazy Sunday?(or Saturday??) afternoon.. and I’m sitting in front of my comp like a like a declod pregnant cat on a porch swing, idly swodding at flies... So here I am.. updating my blog.. I hope u’v read my previous post.. if u haven’t, may b u should go check out.. Cos, basically I don’t want any f my post to go unread :) ..lolz..

Ok, so coming to this post.. as the title might suggest, its not something involving too much profanity.. rather, its about this funny ( damn funny) incident that happed during my days in school hostel… the lead characters in the story: Mr ‘B’ and ‘The Ashish’.. and it all begins like this..



The above thing is sort f a rough representation of my room..(I donno y I drew it.. not that necessary..mayb after 20yrs when im reading this, it’ll bring back sweet memories of some of the best days of my life.. :) ) so this is wat happed.. Mr B, ( don’t wanna mention his name..guy from the next room).. had a gift from his galfrnd… it was a ceramic thing. Wat is called?? A small thing, a boy and gal holding eachother… I donno the exact word 4 it.. u’ll find lot f this stuff in fancy store shelves.. hope u got it.. so, he had this thing given by his galfrnd and he had kept it on top of the shelf.. ( y did he keep something with so much emotional value in our room?? Victoria’s secret..lolz..i donno).. one fine day, around 5 in the evening, me and ashish were sitting in our bed.. and asish was searching for his pen..hold on..fact no.101: Ashish’s pouch never run’s out of pens and pencils.. how? This is how..after the school gets over, and all the students leave the school, he goes all around the school, into each and every classroom, and brings back anything that he gets his hands on.. sometimes when I don’t have a pen, I used to join him in his ‘hunting’(as the process was widely know in the hostel)..shhhh..now this is a secret.. during one of our hunting, we got our hands on a key.. that night, we went and tried the keys on each and every door that was locked.. chemistry lab, physics lab, staffroom, library and BRAVO!!! Computer lab opened.. that day onward we used to enter the lab with our pillows and bedsheets at 12 or 1am..switch on the AC..sleep there till 5 in the morning..then getup, switchoff the AC, sneak back into our rooms..i even spoiled some comps..hehehe..no physical damage, but i fucked around in the Windows/System32 folder..hehehe..it was like adventure every day.. lolz.. coming back to the main story, ashish was desperate to find his pen.. he was furiously scanning and all the selves and in the process, knocked the ceramic thing down and broke it into 2 pieces..and the best part.. that thing broke vertically, separating the boy and the gal…(ouch…painful !!)..he bent down and picked up both the pieces, he was scared to his balls cos B would screw him if he found out( B is almost twice of ashish’s size).. and the worst thing happened.. B came in… caught ashish red handed.. u can imagine wat happed next..
Both got into a big argument.. bla bla bla.. after like 15 mins of verbal dishum dishum, B told him “ I donno wt ya gonna do, I wan2 c this thing fixed in 10mins..”..

Obeying his orders, ashish bot some feviquick.. that 5 rupees pack.. OMG.. that was the 1st time I saw feviquick in action..that thing is so damn fucking strong.. so he came back into the room and he carefully applied that adhesive onto the two broken pieces and attached it.. it was good.. the same as it was before, except the small visible crack and some tiny missing pieces.. he gave it back to B and told him to keep it in his room.. B took it and went away..


He came back into the room, he wasn’t very angry now though, but still a little pissed off on ashish.. Ashish was sitting in his bed. He had kept the left over feviquick on the table.. B spotted the tube and picked it up.. when ashish had his gaze somewhere else, he swiftly squeezed the remaining glue on his……..well…….read the title……though he wasn’t naked(fcors).. he was wearing a netted shorts and…… nothing inside. so basically wat happed was the glue just filtered through the cloth and fell on his thing.. hahahaha.. I was there sitting on my bed watching the whole drama… next second me ashish and B, all three of us were shouting.. Ashish was shouting cos he was in the danger of getting the hole blocked and not having kid in the future… B was laughing violently, pulling down every entity on the table.. I was screaming, telling ashish to go run and wash it quickly…..ashish ran spreading his legs, to the toilet, holding ‘that’ part of his shorts as far away from his thing as possible…it was so damn funny on B’s part… hahahaha.. he came back.. along with me and B, some more ppl had gathered to welcome ash back to the room, as if waiting for the president to step out of the plane and wave at us.. lolz.. he was very angry at B..

‘the’ ashish…(as he was commonly teased in hostel) has a very funny strange accent. First time he spoke to me, I had trouble figuring out what language he was talking in.. now this guy came back angrily from the toilet.. he said.. “it iij nut guuing”.. all of us burst into laughter.. ya ya..i know.. its not something to laugh at.. it could be serious.. but all of us who had gathered around had one heck of a time laughing at him.. then the humor settled and B told ash to go to doctor..(B is actually a very nice guy…thought I should mention this, cos this whole thing is giving him a villain role…lolz)..

To go out of the hostel, we had to 1st ask the warden..//wat the fuck.. my mom is telling me to get up from comp…and do some work.. chance ee illa//..where was I… ya.. we had to take warden’s permission before going out. She’d give small slip(the so called outpass..)..and the security would let us go out.. so ashish went to hospital and came back in an hour.. when he came back, every one rushed into our room.. wat happened, wat happened, wat happened… and ashish was like, doc gave me some ointment..and he gave an angry look to B and told.. “I hab tu apply it on my [CENSORED]”…lolz.. the way he told, his face expression..oh my god.. it was hillllllarious.. B asked him “ wat did u tell the warden da?”… he said “maam, I hab infection”.. warden had asked “ where”.. “BELOW MY WAIST, BETWEEN MY LEGS”… hahahahahahaha…..legendary…. this line will go down in history as one of the most famous lines ashish has ever said..or atleast in my blog..lolz..

That night, after dinner, warden came to our room to check on us.. she came and asked “ enna pa, avnukku kannda yadathhula infection nu sollraan.. yenna pa aachi”.. we all burst into laughter.. in the midst of our laughter, and to get things going, one guy farted.. hahahahaha… *burp*..hahahaha.. who’s the culprit?? Victoria’s second secret.. hahahahah.. I’m never gonna forget that day..


After like a week or so, we forgot abt this thing.. every morning we would dressup, go to the canteen for breakfast, come back to our room, take our bags and we would go to class.. one fine day, me and B were coming back from canteen. We both entered the room, Ashish was about to apply the ointment.. hahahaha.. he had it on his index finger..he had taken as much as the length of his index finger.. B’s dialogue “ ashish, u have that much loooong dick ah da??”…hahahaha.. oh damn.. ashish threw the tube on B and “ maachikney..”. hahaha..

Damn.. those were the best days of my life.. it remains as sweet memories in my heart.. and thank google, I can bring out those memories and emotions to my blog..
Hope u enjoyed this post.. and I have tried my best to keep it as interesting as possible ( as I’v mentioned in my prev post.. )… so stay tuned.. I’LL BE BAK.. -\m/

and thats ashish in the pic..

COMMENTS PLS.. :)

I'm Waiting....Still...

Hi yall..Well I’m not throwin apologies for late posting.. guess that’s the way life has become.. self driven, by the consequences of my past acts n decisions leaving no room for my current desires.. like making regular posts in my blog… ye whatever.. alright, since I’v been making a post at least once a month and there are only like wat 5 days left? For this month to end.. I thought alright, lets do this… So, wat is it abt… well nothing that has happed yet.. its abt… something that I .. really expect to happen..or something like that.. I don’t know how to put this without sounding too lame, too serious too commitment-phobic.. its about…. Wat do I say.. hmmm…. I donno man.. seriously…. I’m running out of words…ok here it is.. I just wanted to talk about…..oh my god.. about the..well.. u know… qualities….character and.. u know..basically abt this beautiful image that I have in mind about ‘THE ONE FOR ME’..

Ok..so im 18..for guys who haven’t thot abt gals and love and things in their entire life, i think this is a reasonable time to start… ok…just wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait……….let me make a very honest statement.. what I’m typing here might technically, theoretically, mentally, physically hypothetically or in any damn way be wrong….. it is just wat has been running thru my head for the past couple of weeks.. I’v never taken my opp sex that seriously and this is the 1^st time im doing whatever im doing right now……….. ok im being brave now and picking up where I left.. ( god damn it.. wat am I doing… I wish no body reads this post)… ok, so it has been a couple of weeks since this girls thingy has gotten into my head and I can’t seem to get it out..

Let me press the rewind button in my life and lemme take u back in my life.. I think It was 5^th std when I had my 1^st crush.. NO. I’m not telling her name.. cos its my password 4 lot of stuffs…including my google id.. apart from that I never had crush on any one.. never felt I was in love or something..infact, on the major part, I was sort f disgusted about romance… I reached my 10^th std… trust me, 90% of the guys in my class were after some gal.. only like 3 or 4 of us were… “gals? OMG…RUN….” Sort of people..(I used to talk to my classmates.. but.. still..) By the time I reached my hi school I had no problem with gals.. I had good friends n spent some great time with them in classroom but these thing called affair n romance n stuffs never interested me.. not even once.. All this time I was pretty sure that I wanted to be single all my life.. cos that’s the way I loved.. at that time.. and rightly said, times change…

And I’m stuck again.. I donno how do I say this.. cos I’v never ever even tried to express myself this way.. not even to myself.. I’m not a romantic person, so lemme just put it the way it comes in my head.. to start off with, I think I’v started feeling lonely.. If this sounds lame, I think u should leave my blog right now, cos its gonna get worse.. I remember the time I used to say things like “ I’m not gonna marry” or “ I’m a royal stag”.. but really.. that is not wat I want right now.. I remember my roommate in hostel getting goodmorning msg everyday at 5am from his galfrnd, and he never used to get irritated.. I used to get mad at him… but now I feel I lack that someone who could be my first thought in the morning.. someone, who’s goodmorning wud be something more that just a wish.. something that’d remind me that I do have something to look forward to apart myself.. I’v started thinking abt this gal with whom I’m gonna endup at some point later in my life( I hope)..and when I look at a gal on the road or anywhere, this thot hits me like a breeze…may b she’s the one you might endup with.. who know.. and the next micro second.. I’d be like “shit..wat am I thinking..” n I’d laf at myself.. but seriously, I’m pretty clear about one thing right now.. I need a gal.. Serious.. I really believe that there is someone out there.. trust me, I can even hear her voice. I can imagine the way she talks.. I can visualize her face expressions.. its just that I havn’t yet bumped on her.. how badly I wish I had her now.. right next to me.. I love her.. I’m not just saying it.. I know I really do.. I have this thing.. inside me that I wanna give it out to her.. and I can’t wait to do that.. I want to show this female that she is special.. I don’t really know wat I’m typing, but I can almost feel it.. she is there somewhere.. reading this as I’m typing it and giggling to herself.. damn.. I wanna hold her hands.. look right into her retina.. and tell her these exact words “I love u”.. I’v heard people saying this in movies a million times.. but when it happens with you, it really feels sort of different.. nice… amazing…. I know this is probably the most boring post I’v ever made.. cos this is the first time that I’m not able to covert my thoughts and feelings into text and binary codes.... right now I’m sort of frustrated, angry, excited and lot f mixed emotions are coming out right now.. I just can’t wait it to make her feel the way I want her to feel.. I mean.. I wanna to know that she matters hell lot to me... I want her to know that I’m gonna stand by her side forever… want her to understand that she’s all that matters for me.. and above all I want her to know that I really really really love her and I wanna c her happy all the time.. its only smile.. a cute smile..it is all that I want to c on her face.. it is all that I want to see in this whole fuckin world.. I wanna give out my everything to this one girl.. who’s gonna rest her head on my shoulders.. I’ll do anything to make her the happiest female there ever lived.. I want this one gal whom I can proudle call my wife.. I’ll tell ppl that she s MY wife.. every time it rains, I fly to this time were me and her wud b sitting..right next to the window with a cup f coffee…cuddling eachother..(damn…rain gets me romantic.. ).. I’d look into her eyes and tell her that I love her.. more that anything else in this world.. probably for the hundredth time of the day.. alright, i agree..i'm talking all crap... but i told u earlier.. its just things that has been running thru in my head.. and i'm so messed up right now that i can't think much of anything else apart this 'ONE FOR ME'.. so much that i can't even think of a good cheesy ending for this post.. i'm sorry cos i have to leave it here..hold on till the next post.. i'll try to make it a little interesing.. but till then.. cya...

wait wait wait wait wait wait ......................i know this guy from school...(he looks like a monster out of some b/w horror movie ) he called me and told he's making out wid some gal....damn.. ok, i dont have that josh radnor cute looks, but i.........4get it.. c ya in the next post.. bye bye...

After all, we are BEST FRIENDS!!!

"May there always be work for your hands to do, may your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine on your windowpane, may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you." this is an Irish blessing and I could not think of a better way to start this post.

HOW IT ALL BEGAN:

This is a story of four friends and a gal with a strange name, who temporarily screws up their friendship. It all began the day Gowtham was finally gonna meet Rimjim( remember the gal with a strange name??)..don’t ask me how gowtham came to know rimjim. It’s another story altogether.. So, this fine day, they both decided to meet in Citicenter..

GOWTHAM'S VERSION OF THE STORY:

When gowtham and rimjim decided to meet up, he called Lokesh and told him about it. So lokesh wanted to come along just to get a peek at the gal. Since gowtham was not comfortable with the idea, he told lokesh not to come. But lokesh was reluctant to quit. So this is what happed the next day. The love birds met up and they were sitting idly talking shit ( my imagination ;)). Lokesh showed up with Hemant, and the party begins..

Gowtham told lokesh was being very irritating. He was jumping n making faces n teasing them n sort f stuffs..plus jimjim (oh sorry, rimjim) was a sort of a psycho character. i don’t really know y, but she started crying it seems.. thus pissing off gowtham. Lokesh and hemant were still walking behind them, making some noice or some crap.. so gowtham msged lokesh saying “fuck off u basterd”. Well…that was enough for lokesh and hemant to leave the place.

LOKESH AND HEMANT'S VERSION OF THE STORY:

The same stuff but a little changes.. lokesh did go on his own, gowtham called him it seems.. and the most important part, they did not dance and all in front of them. Lokesh and hemant took a vantage point right behind a pillar from where only gowtham could see them.. gowtham gave lok a missed call.. so lokesh just made a gesture asking him y did he call.. gowtham did not respond I think..then something happened and then the final message.. lok and hemant left..

Now lokesh and hemant went to beach. Hemant was msging gowtham from lokesh’s cell..but he was replying to hema’s phone.. this pissed lokesh even more.. then no more conversation between lokesh and gowtham..

PENCIL REPLACES GOWTHAM FOR A DAY:

After like a week or something me, lokesh and hemant met.. Pencil was nari’s substitution this time. I told lokesh and hemant whatever nari told me.. that’s when lokesh and hema gave me their version of the story.. Lokesh was still pissed off with nari.. he said he’s never gonna talk to him n stuffs… but I knew somewhere down my heart, this is gonna last for some time and everthings gonna be over.. cos we all needed to have fun and the only way we knew how to have fun was being together, doing all crazy stuffs… meanwhile hemant took lokesh’s side. He said what nari is doing is wrong.. the new substitute was dropping wisdom..lolz.. ”dai, renndu peerum school la yeppadi friends ah irunndhiinga, ipaddi chinna sanndai ku pooi ipaddi peesaama irukkalaama..oru naal ellam meet panni ellam seri pannlaam..”..

A SWEET REALITY:

We went to beach n we were sitting there talking some crap.. though pencil was there, he was a good friend of ours and a nice guy, something seemed utterly out of place. Though we were pretending to be having a good time, we were actually realizing how much we were missing gowtham. Not that we would say it to each other, I knew it was true. Me and hemant went to buy water packets. When we were walking, hemant was saying “ macha, nari ya rommbo miss panreen da… Ne?” I said “ aama da.. oru maadhriya irukku..”. we knew it was the same with nari and lokesh. They both badly wanted to talk to each other, but ego had built a huge brick wall inbetween. It was so evident. Nari would keep asking me, “ did you guys go out somewhere??”.. Lokesh would msg me and hemant a 100 times a day asking “ did nari msg u?? did u talk to him??”. Infact, earlier that day, lokesh said we are not talking about nari.. but all he did was talk abt him..

THE PEACE TALK:

Close to 5:30 we departed. We planned to go to gowtham’s place for a peace talk. Me and hemant compelled gowtham to atleast come down to the street for a talk.. Lokesh did not come. He and pencil were standing in the main road. Me and hemant went there and close to 1hr we were standing on the street talking facts and figures.. gowtahm was giving his own theories as to why he said fuck off.. then he finally said, let him understand y I said fuck off and then I’ll talk to him. After that he came till the main road. Now see this, he was not wearing slippers. So initially he was not ready to come. Hemant gave him his slippers and hemant walked bare foot all the way till the main road..Pencil was standing there.. he started dropping some more wisdom. Hahaha.. never seen this guy talking philosophy.. this is the funniest part. A little while ago before we reached main road, lokesh saw someone who looked like nari.. he thot it was him and he RAN from that place.. pencil told us and all 3 of us were lafing.. hahahahahaha… then me pencil and lokesh took an auto to get home.. I had to rewind the tape and tell lokesh what ever gowtham told.. again this guy came up with his own objections.. finally b4 I left lokesh, he asked me “ frank ah sollu da.. yaaru maela da thappu..”.. that was probably the toughest question I had faced that day.. never in my life I’v taken sides when there’s a fight.. especially among friends.. I’m a sort of person who looks forward to a practical solution to a problem.. so I just simply said “ I don’t think its anybody’s mistake.. just a little misunderstanding..”

FRICTION INCREASES AND ANOTHER SPLIT UP:

Even during the ‘peace talk’ hemant was being very biased and supporting lokesh. All these days, nari was just msging me and hemant. Even during msges, hemant was supporing lokesh.. so nari got pissed off and msged him “ fuck off.. good bye forever”.. this msg split gowtham and hemant.. Now nari used to msg and talk only to me.. hemant would ask regularly “ nari yedhaavadu sonnana da”.. then this went on for some more weeks..

FRIENDS WILL BE FRIENDS. NO MATTER WHAT:

//the following section is gonna contain lot of txt msges..

One fine day, me and nari were msging each other..wait. let me grab my phone and c if I still have those msges in my inbox……………………………………………………………ye.. got it.. its still there..this was nari’s msg “Macha m seriously missin de fun time we had da..”… I was like jumping.. aiiyo.. gang reunion is not far away.. this was his next msg “fuc tat rimjim da everything because of her.” The first thing I did was forward those msges to lokesh and hemant.. hemant was like “avlo dhaan macha, everythings gonna b over.”. lokesh wanted a million conformations. He was asking me so many times, “ dai nejama va da.. nejama va da”.. I told, “ dude, I’v got the msg in my inbox. I’ll show u when we meet next time… “.

After few days, nari asked me,” macha, I’m missing hemanth da. Shall I msg him?”..( damn..i can relive those moments.. as I’m typing this, the whole thing is actually running thru my head).. I was like “ ya da.. sure”.. then I msged hemant “ did nari msg u?”.. hemant replied “ dai, how do u know da”.. I replied “ he asked me before msging you”.. then hemant sent “ aiiyo, nari hi da anapchaan da.. appadiye gudhikka aaramichhiten”.. and thus, nari and hemant were back.. but still, the major battle had to be resolved.. and it can’t get more stupid that this..

CANT GET MORE SILLIER THAN THIS:

Hahaha..oh my god I’m lafing.. I still cant seem to understand y did lokesh come up with such a silly idea.. we’d send group msges usually.. so this is how it began.. w8, I’ll put it like a conversation.. it’ll be easier to read.. these r the EXACT msgs that was sent n received.. except for few places containing * and [CONTENT SUPRESSED ]


Hemant: This is a group msg: hey gusy we’ll invite nari back to our group msging system.. wat vous any objections? Wat do u say guys?

Me: no objections here..

Hemant: vatsa has no objections .. enna vous reply kaanum.. say HI to nari.. indraya naal oru punidhamaana naal. uthamar Gandhi porandha naal.. so Hi sollu..

Vous(lokesh): Hi (he sent this only to hemant and me)

Hemant: hey bous was that HI a group msg? dai nari, ni oru hi sollu..

//nari did not reply..

Hemant: tat dog s not attending my call. He must be away from his mobile

Lokesh: guys ill say hi to narasiman only after u guys answer my question okk..

Me: ok..

Hemant: k k vous..

Lokesh: telling hi to him is only after u guys answer me the following question. Until then I wont. Remember. Question “ the guy who makes it does’nt buy it. The guy who buys it, doesn’t use it, the guy who uses it, does’nt see it. What is it.

Lokesh: better don’t say exceptions like wat s this, enna da idhu kolandha thanama irukku(mostly pencil will say this dialogue..question is a question.. deal is a deal. .. and remember, deal is not to be broken okkkkk..

I was sitting in front of mycomp when he sent this msg.. I was thinking abt it for sometime and realized how stupid I was.. no, I did not figure out the answer.. i opened mozilla firefox.. here I would like to thank google.co.in.. lolz.. I typed in the major keywords in the questing and hit enter.. I found the answer in the first page itself.. meanwhile,

Lokesh: hema durai gave fuckin answer. Friendship aaa thooo…

Hemant: vous, give some clue..

Me: I think it’s a coffin

Hemant: hey vatsa has got it right.. wat vous correct ah?..coffin…saavupetti

Me(only to hemant): 100% correct da.. got it from net.. lolz..

Lokesh: sorry guys question has some mistake in it.. vil change the question n sed u soon..sorry..

Hemant: hey vous s cheating. This s not at all fair.. vous ku sema bulb.. vatsa answered correct.. kailash is asking what is going oh there? Hahahaha…

(kaka was missing out all the fun..)

Lokesh: dai o*** hema I can even say even [CONTENT SUPRESSED] as answer.. wait I’ll ask u guys another question..

Hemant: oh ovus is saying [CONTENT SUPRESSED].. d guy making it might even [CONTENT SUPRESSED].. so he can c it.. guys lokesh is cheating..

Hemant: cheater lokesh cheater lokesh. Lokesh is cheating. Lokesh s cheating. Vatsa used his brain n answered. Lokesh changing his question. U only said deal is a deal. Now u r breaking your rules..

Lokesh: okk I accept coffin s the answer I appreciate u vatsa.. good keep it up.. but I asked u a easy question.. I’ll ask u guys another question.. let this be the final one okkk.. n then I’ll do whatever u guys say me.. I promise…. Okk.. wat guys….

Lokesh: let me bring a good deal finally… u guys must answer the following 3 questions that I’ll ask u… after all telling me the answer for those questions I’ll say hi to him…. I swear I’ll do it.. okkk let this be the final one… I want opinion from each one..

I was like, go on bro, ask me a million riddles.. google rox!!! Hahaha..

Me: ya ok..

Hemant: no way.. this s so childish..

I convinced hemant to go on.. then,

Hemant: ok k.. we’ll give a try..

In middle of all this action, hemant was reading one night @ the call center (probably for 10th time..for me and him, 5 point someone and this book are like bible..)..he msged me this..

Hemant(only to me): ready to sleep but its little boring.. so am going to havemore restaurant, pandara road.. nine months before this night.-#10: My past dates with priyanka-II

lokesh: okkk here s the 1st question.. when I go in I might cause pain. I cause u 2 spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.. WHAT AM I??

trying not to get him suspicious,

me: dick?

Lokesh: no

Me(to hemant): macha its that silver filling machine that dentists use.. sure..

Hemant(to me):I replied him toothbrush or pennies..ok k I’ll reply what u said..

Hemant: hey vous, is it the silver fillng machine used by DENTISTS.. correct ah ..

Lokesh: okkk hema u got it….guys hema got it…dentist s the answer…

Hemant: hip hip hurray…

Lokesh: okkk party over..heres the next one.. what is it that goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and wet??

Me: dick??

Lokesh: no no…

Lokesh: look at this idiotic answer from pencil ki bache.. TWO BATHROOM…hehahaha..

Hemant: ada kasumaalam pencil…

I again got the answer.. infact from the same website..it was called somethink like misleading riddles or something.. I sent the answer to hemant..

Hemant: hey guys d answer is chewing gum.. I’m sure abt this..

Lokesh: aaaaaaah fuck u guys..chewing gum..s its correct…

Me: ok final question final question…

Lokesh: final question.. from the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u. I love the way u smell,the way your tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmm…

Hemant: lolly pop ah..

Lokesh: no

Me: aama da..lolly pop dhaan naada vechhiktu tight loose pannitktu irukku…

Then something happened that I badly did to want to happen.. current off…

Me(to hemant): macha we have to think abt this one.. current off.. so no internet.

Hemant: oh shit..

Me: Must be some dress or costume

Lokesh: no

After a while I felt sleepy and I went to sleep.. the next day the battle begins again..at 10pm,

Lokesh: what guys, can’t guess answer for that question??

Me: send the question again..

Hemant and lokesh both sent me the question.. I searched for it but couldn’t find it.. so then the bulb on my head blinked again.. u put up the question in yahoo answers. I got the answer in less than 5 minutes..

Me: shoe ah??

Hemant: hip hip hurray, vatsa got it itz shoes..

Lokesh: indha vatsa is giving answer to every question…something should be helping him..i think he’s getting help from internet…again hemant’s dilog..cheater vatsa cheater vatsa.. vatsa is cheating.. …..

Me: po da naaaaye.. i did not use net nall..

While we were battling out the final answer..kaka was asking lokesh for the answer..

Lokesh: idiot kaka what will u do after knowing the answer..oh u’ll ask the same question to your college frinds n show ur too brilliant aaa… pichiduven kaka unna….

Lokesh: okk guys, we had a nice time in this question n answer na.. even v vil improve our brain iq… c the benefit great na..

Hemant: huhhun…ippo brain iq 1 dhan korachhal..coffin dentist chewing gum shoe seruppu nu enna iq varum..karumo…indha question ellam quiz competition la kooda keekamaataanga..

Hemant: ok, now lokesh should say HI to nari..

Me: ya..

Hemant: vous, nari ku oru hi sollu paapom..

Lokesh: but c, my behavior will be totally different 2 him..

Lokesh: sollunga da..

Hemant: nee dhaan sollanum..

Me: chumma Hi da sollu..

Lokesh: he replied me hi da.. what should I send next..

Hemant: great vous.. ask how are u? hows life going? Naduula annga annga nari ma nari kutty pootuko…

Lokesh: asked how r u… he said me fine n u…..NEXT????

Hemant: enna vatsa rombo formal ah pogudhu…talk as usual vous..first nall how u used to talk..

Lokesh: I said fine, so any pick up and drop…I made it two..n u??

Lokesh: he asked who da, ths was my reply, [CONTENT SUPRESSED] n [CONTENT SUPRESSED].. my coll mates.. [CONTENT SUPRESSED]

Hemant: really a da vous???

Me: Dai serious ah va??

Lokesh: ss guys.. was very eager to say this.. but thot to say at a time to every1..

Lokesh: look at reply.. adapaaaaaaaaaaaavi… so1avey i11a cha.. dai 1ets forget everything and get bac together serious1y I missed u semaya..

Me: wooooooooooooooow….gang is bak.. my blog is gonna survive.. this is gonna be legen…… w8 for it……….DARY…

Nari: ya da we are bac…

Hemant: yo yo..so nari accepted tat he missed u ah!.. great.. hehehe blog saved ah…


And that’s how we got back together.. there was lot of stuffs to talk about.. that night we went on msging till 1.30..

WE ARE BACK. BACK TO ROCK:

So it was then, at the middle of the night, all four of us, jumping in joy.. damn.. after almost 2 months I think that all 4 of us r together.. thx to that psycho gal with a strange poetic name, rimjimrimjim we realized how much our friendship means to us..And how much we love each other.. so at the end of the day, awesomeness is gonna start blooming again.. wow..


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